“We live in a society of laws. Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies? For fun? Well I didn’t hear anybody laughin’, did you?”

Homer J Simpson

“Stupid risks make life worth living.”

Homer J Simpson

“Maybe, just once, someone will call me ‘sir’ without adding,’you’re making a scene.'”

Homer J Simpson

“If you really want something in life you have to work for it. Now quiet, they’re about to announce the lottery numbers.”

Homer J Simpson

“Facts are meaningless, you can use facts to prove anything that’s remotely true!”

Homer J Simpson

“Aw, people can come up with statistics to prove anything, Kent. 14 percent of all people know that.”

Homer J Simpson