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Homer Simpson Week: Quote of the Day

October 20, 2013 By shumpty77 in Shumpty Speaks Tags: Homer Simpson, Quote of the Day Leave a comment

“We live in a society of laws. Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies? For fun? Well I didn’t hear anybody laughin’, did you?”

Homer J Simpson

Homer Simpson Week: Quote of the Day

October 19, 2013 By shumpty77 in Shumpty Speaks Tags: Homer Simpson, Quote of the Day Leave a comment

“Stupid risks make life worth living.”

Homer J Simpson

Homer Simpson Week: Quote of the Day

October 18, 2013 By shumpty77 in Shumpty Speaks Tags: Homer Simpson, Quote of the Day Leave a comment

“Maybe, just once, someone will call me ‘sir’ without adding,’you’re making a scene.'”

Homer J Simpson

Homer Simpson Week: Quote of the Day

October 17, 2013 By shumpty77 in Shumpty Speaks Tags: Homer Simpson, Quote of the Day Leave a comment

“If you really want something in life you have to work for it. Now quiet, they’re about to announce the lottery numbers.”

Homer J Simpson

Homer Simpson Week: Quote of the Day

October 16, 2013 By shumpty77 in Shumpty Speaks Tags: Homer Simpson, Quote of the Day Leave a comment

“Facts are meaningless, you can use facts to prove anything that’s remotely true!”

Homer J Simpson

Homer Simpson Week: Quote of the Day

October 15, 2013 By shumpty77 in Shumpty Speaks Tags: Homer Simpson, Quote of the Day Leave a comment

“Aw, people can come up with statistics to prove anything, Kent. 14 percent of all people know that.”

Homer J Simpson

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