“We live in a society of laws. Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies? For fun? Well I didn’t hear anybody laughin’, did you?”
Homer J Simpson
“We live in a society of laws. Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies? For fun? Well I didn’t hear anybody laughin’, did you?”
Homer J Simpson
“Stupid risks make life worth living.”
Homer J Simpson
“Maybe, just once, someone will call me ‘sir’ without adding,’you’re making a scene.'”
Homer J Simpson
“If you really want something in life you have to work for it. Now quiet, they’re about to announce the lottery numbers.”
Homer J Simpson
“Facts are meaningless, you can use facts to prove anything that’s remotely true!”
Homer J Simpson
“Aw, people can come up with statistics to prove anything, Kent. 14 percent of all people know that.”
Homer J Simpson