“Aw, people can come up with statistics to prove anything, Kent. 14 percent of all people know that.”
Homer J Simpson
“Aw, people can come up with statistics to prove anything, Kent. 14 percent of all people know that.”
Homer J Simpson
“A fool and his money are soon parted. I would pay anyone a lot of money to explain that to me.”
Homer J Simpson
I have decided to do something a little different with my quotes of the day / week this week and get away from the inspirational and, for want of a better term “deep” and focus on the amusing.
This week, therefore, I have decided to make Homer Simpson week on shumpty77.com.
Every day I will post a quote from Homer J Simpson that makes me smile because, after all, smiling is often the best therapy.
I hope you enjoy and if I miss any quotes from Homer that you like please feel free to add them to this post.
I have had some time on planes today to consider the form for tomorrow’s day of racing. Racing is at Caulfield, Randwick and Doomben and I have some tips at each venue. As always, please gamble responsibly.
Caulfield Race 2 Number 4 (The Huntress)
Caulfield Race 3 Number 1 (Iconic)
Caulfield Race 4 Number 5 (Snitzem)
Caulfield Race 6 Number 2 (Foreteller) (e/w) (can’t take the short price about Atlantic Jewel and expect the horse to run well)
Caulfield Race 7 Number 10 (Richie’s Vibe)
Caulfield Race 8 Number 2 (Simenon)
Caulfield Race 9 Number 2 (Solzhenitsyn)
Caulfield Race 10 Number 7 (Prince Harada)
Randwick Race 6 Number 5 (Complacent)
Doomben Race 5 Number 5 (Elite Echelon)
Doomben Race 7 Number 1 (Facile Tigre)
I hope you are able to find a winner out of this lot. Have a great weekend!
The biggest news in cricket circles this week, indeed probably this year, is the impending retirement of Sachin Tendulkar from all cricket. As a cricket fan, it oft discussed who is the best player in the world, who is the best player of the generation and who is the best player ever.
I will never be convinced that there has ever been a player better than Bradman. Numbers don’t lie and Bradman’s average will never be replicated, particularly now with the ever weakening of techniques that arises from T20 cricket. The fact is that, by the same premise, it is pretty clear that Sachin Tendulkar is, easily in my view, the best player of the last 25 years. As I said above, numbers don’t lie,and Tendulkar’s numbers, in an era where first class cricket has taken a back seat, are nothing short of phenomenal.
Forget the batting records for a minute here and consider this: Tendulkar has been playing test match cricket since he was 16. His debut was in 1989. Simply, Tendulkar’s presence in the game can not be considered with reference to just one generation because he transcends generations. For goodness sake: Australia’s captain when he debuted was Allan Border. That era of Australian cricket seems like a lifetime ago doesn’t it? Indeed, in my respectful opinion, that fact alone makes him the player of our lifetime. Because, much like Bradman, his records will never be broken AND he played for so long.
It is just not Tendulkar’s longevity that sets him apart though. For the purist there are many images that one thinks of when reminiscing about what they love about the game. For me there is a Ricky Ponting hook shot, Glenn McGrath vs Mike Atherton and Allan Donald in full flight. However, as images go there is has been none purer in the last 24 years of cricket watching for me than a Sachin Tendulkar on drive.
That’s what I will miss the most in Tendulkar’s retirement: that on drive that has tormented bowlers of all types around the world.
It is a fallacy to consider who will be the next Tendulkar because, just like the search for the next Bradman has been fruitless, such a search will likewise be fruitless. As fans the world over we should simply bask in the joy that was Tendulkar at the crease these last two test matches because there will never be another player like him.
God grant a blessing on this tower and cottage
And on my heirs, if all remain unspoiled,
No table or chair or stool not simple enough
For shepherd lads in Galilee; and grant
That I myself for portions of the year
May handle nothing and set eyes on nothing
But what the great and passionate have used
Throughout so many varying centuries
We take it for the norm; yet should I dream
Sinbad the sailor’s brought a painted chest,
Or image, from beyond the Loadstone Mountain,
That dream is a norm; and should some limb of the Devil
Destroy the view by cutting down an ash
That shades the road, or setting up a cottage
Planned in a government office, shorten his life,
Manacle his soul upon the Red Sea bottom.