The Ashes: Ryan Harris injured? Calm down everybody!

Fans of the Australian cricket team awoke to the news on Thursday that Ryan Harris was returning home from the IPL due to an achilles heel injury. Actually, scratch that, on Thursday the news about Ryan Harris went something like this:

* Ryan Harris is injured.
* He is returning home 1 day after he was named in the Australian Ashes squad.
* He is out of the Ashes series.
* Yet again the Cricket Australia board of selectors have stuffed up.

Unfortunately for journalists of print, web and social media only one of those four “facts” were correct. As we found out AFTER the idiotic headlines (kudos to the Courier Mail for the picture of Harris with his head in his hands wearing a Queensland cap lamenting him being out of the Ashes campaign):

* Ryan Harris has an injury to his achilles heel.
* He left India on Tuesday; viz., one day in advance of the naming of the Australian Ashes squad.
* He is expected to be fit, in his words, in “a couple of weeks” OR, in the words of Cricket Australia, in six weeks. Neither timeline put him out of the Ashes squad.
* He was selected by Cricket Australia in the full knowledge of him returning home. Indeed he has returned home so that his injury can be managed by Cricket Australia doctors.

Now I know that:

* I have been a very harsh critic of the Cricket Australia selection panel and in particular John Inverarity; and
* We are all very excited about the forthcoming series: well one part excited and nine parts worried

BUT can everyone just calm down for a minute? I fully understand the social media explosion that goes with something like this happening: indeed on other occasions I have been stoking the fire. However, for the print media to beat this up the way they have smacks of another agenda or, at the very least, an attempt at expectation management of Australian fans (in the expectation of a comprehensive loss).

It seems that the print media in this country has already written this team off: having pillored Cricket Australia for the team they selected for India with the benefit of the hindsight of a 4-0 result (the same print media were very enamoured with the team before it departed these shores as I remember it) said media are now pilloring a team that has been selected seemingly solely with an eye on winning. Such writing is reminiscent of that of the English press when Australia were belting the Poms in ’89 and ’93. I never expected it from our press.

Am I missing something completely here? Cricket Australia have picked a team that is experienced in the conditions and, in my opinion, can win the Ashes. The Poms are cocky and think we are crap. What better time to get behind our team and bask in the glory of beating them? The reporting of the naming of the team and that of Ryan Harris’ injury suggests another agenda: I for one hope that changes sooner rather than later so that we can focus on getting our urn back!

The minute of silence: how hard can it be to show some respect?

To say my blood boiled on Thursday when I heard not once but twice at televised sporting events held to commemorate ANZAC Day that some sports fans could not restrain themselves from making a spectacle of themselves during the minute of silence would be an understatement. I mean: how hard can it be to show some common decency and respect for those that have fallen to protect our way of life and shut your mouth for 60 seconds? I do not care whether these people, I guess I am forced to call them people because maybe calling them scum is too harsh, thought they were being funny or were inebriated or simply were just trying to look hard in front of their mates or a combination of all three there is simply no excuse for such conduct. For the record (assuming you can read): you are not funny, you are not hard and you are a disrespectful idiot if you are one of those who breaks the silence during a minute of silence.

I can not understand what makes someone conduct themselves in such a fashion on the solemnest of days. This is not a “back in my day rant” nor am I going to blame the “younger generation”. Simply put, I am left to wonder whether times have changed so much that a group of people who have come together to commemorate one of our most important days of remembrance simply can not remain quiet during the most important part of said remembrance?

The lack of respect shown by those who hoot and holler during the minute of silence and, indeed, during the silences that form part of the last post and those who reply to them in kind just baffles me. It would be easy to say that the police should simply throw the offenders out but in a crowd of some 40,000 or 90,000 that is never going to be possible. Vigilante action against those who break the silence is not appropriate (no matter how good it might feel) because all that would lead to is an assault charge and an escort from the ground. Are we at the point as a society where we are going to have to decide whether we should hold such sporting commemorations on ANZAC Day?

You can not tell me that those who deigned to denigrate the minute of silence with their shenanigans would have done so at a dawn service or at any other service to commemorate the ANZACs. It seems to me that maybe the answer to ensure that due respect is shown for those who have fallen defending this nation and those who continue to still fight for us is to cease the ANZAC day ceremonial part of the sporting events held on that day. I know this smacks of punishing the many because of the conduct of the few but if people can not show due respect at such events they should not be given the opportunity to ruin it for everyone else.

I confess that I have heard such appalling conduct take place on other occasions when a minute of silence has been sought to commemorate the passing of a dignitary or in memorial after a disaster of some description and whilst I have also been appalled on those occasions I have never really turned my mind to the lack of respect it shows to those being memorialized. I hope we are not at the point where a minute of silence can never be mooted at a sporting event again however the hand wringing that followed the passing of Baroness Thatcher and some proposed minutes of silence suggests that we may very well be already be there.

I have written previously about my disdain for those who do not sing our national anthem nor stand and remove their hat for same (https://shumpty77.com/2012/06/11/i-love-my-country-and-i-will-sing-our-national-anthem-why-wont-you/) and I feel similarly strongly about those who conduct themselves in the appalling fashion that we saw on Thursday as must be obvious from the foregoing. I hope one day we can get back to a place and time where a minute of silence can be observed without a “person” showing a callous lack of respect by breaking the silence.

Shumpty’s Punt: Another multi?

I know I proclaimed via twitter that I was retiring from tipping a sports multi each week. I lied! I can not resist thinking about sport during the week and I have again found myself focused on finding a winning multi bet this week. I promise that if this multi falls again at the first hurdle I will retire. I hope that I do not put the mocker on your team this week by selecting them in this multi:

Leg 1: Manly Sea Eagles to cover the line (-2.5 points) against the South Sydney Rabbitohs in the NRL at $1.92.

Leg 2: Queensland Reds to cover the line (-6.5 points) against the Auckland Blues in the Super 15 at $1.92.

Leg 3: Boston Celtics to defeat the New York Knicks in the NBA at $1.66.

Leg 4: Central Cheetahs to cover the line (-11.5 points) against the Southern Kings in the Super 15 at $1.92.

Leg 5: Canterbury Crusaders to cover the line (-22.5 points) against the Melbourne Rebels in the Super 15 at $1.92.

Total payout: $22.55 per dollar spent.

Declaration of interest: I have wagered $25 on this bet.

Warning: Please gamble responsibly. If you do not have the cash do not have a bet: it is as simple as that. If you feel like you have a problem please stick your hand up and seek assistance.

Have a great weekend: there is plenty of sport to watch afterall!

The Ashes: Australian Squad

Cricket Australian named its squad for the Ashes yesterday. Much has been made in the media, both traditional and social, about the make up of the squad. Pundits seem to be screaming that CA has performed a roundabout on its “Future Planning” policy. These are the same pundits who screamed when the touring party to India was named “what ever happened to winning?”. Sadly, those pundits have missed the point of this squad which will discuss below.

Let’s be clear here: I have been a strident cricket of the policy of selection of Cricket Australia over the last 12 months. I have been extremely negative about the “Future Planning” policy and even at one point declared “the day the cricket died”.

This is an Ashes squad though that I have limited negative statements to make: why? Because I think Cricket Australia have, finally, picked a team that can win!

Why do I think Australia can win? Because the squad selected is, finally, replete with players with significant experience batting in English conditions. Cowan, Rogers, Hughes and Khawaja all have experience at the top of the order in “Blighty” and, particularly in the case of Rogers and Hughes have scored mountains of runs in the conditions that Australia will face.

The sanity that has finally prevailed and seen Cummins and Maxwell NOT selected also adds to my confidence and shows me that Cricket Australia has learned from the experience of the Indian fiasco by selecting for the here and now and not the times to come.

As a side bar I find myself feeling a little bit sorry for the position that “Big Show” Maxwell finds him in: unmentioned by Inverarity in the interview as even being close to selection (cf. Henriques and Smith), not selected in the “A” squad and in India on a $1M deal but yet to play a game. If he is a “future project” player Cricket Australia needs to ensure that it circles the wagons around him to ensure he get the support he needs as he returns to state game. If you need an example of where this has not been done and the result: I present to you D Christian.

There are other things that need to fall into line for the Australian’s to win the Ashes: R Harris needs to be fit for more than 50% of the tests, J Pattinson similarly needs to stay fit and N Lyon needs to get his mojo back as he had no support.

All things considered though, I sit here feeling more confident about Australia’s chances than I have in the preceding 12 months.

It is our urn and we want it back!

Anzac Day: For the Fallen

They shall go not old, as we that are left grow old;
Age shall not weary them, nor the years condemn.
At the going down of the sun and in the morning,
We will remember them.

These words are from the 4th stanza of Laurence Binyon’s poem “For the Fallen” which was first published in The Times in September 1914. Traditionally the words “Lest we forget” are added at the end of the stanza.

The importance of these words of remembrance is obvious. In theatres of war throughout the world young Australian and New Zealand men have perished protecting their country, their dominion and our way of life. The poignancy of words spoken in remembrance of those that have fallen lose no meaning and depth as the years pass.

Australians, New Zealanders and soldiers from countries around the world continue to be engaged in conflict around the world and continue to fall. Their sacrifice and that of those who have preceded them will never be forgotten.

It is also important on this day, and every day for that matter, to remember those who return from war but are unable to return to their life before they left due to injury and illness including mental illness. We must not forget them either.

On this most solemn of days of remembrance in Australia and New Zealand I finish by repeating the last stanza of “For the Fallen”:

They shall go not old, as we that are left grow old;
Age shall not weary them, nor the years condemn.
At the going down of the sun and in the morning,
We will remember them.