Shumpty’s Punt: The Weekend Multi

Don’t really fancy anything going around at the races this weekend enough to tip anything. That said, here is a 5 leg multi that I am very keen on:

Leg 1: South Sydney Rabbitohs to cover the line (-6.0 points) against the Sydney Roosters in the NRL ($1.92)

Leg 2: Baltimore Orioles to cover the line (-1.5 runs) against the Chicago White Sox in the MLB

Leg 3: New Zealand to cover the line (-26.5 points) in the Rugby Championship against Argentina ($1.92)

Leg 4: Total points scored in the Australia v South Africa Rugby Championship test match to be less than 44.5 points ($1.87)

Leg 5: Pittsburgh Steelers to cover the line (-7.5 points) against the Tennessee Titans in the NFL ($1.92)

This multi will pay $29.64 (on Sportsbet) for every dollar invested.

Good luck and good punting all!

Poetry: A Poison Tree by William Blake

Another of my favourite poems here. The imagery is stark but the message is strong.

 

I was angry with my friend:
I told my wrath, my wrath did end.
I was angry with my foe:
I told it not, my wrath did grow.

And I watered it in fears,
Night and morning with my tears;
And I sunned it with smiles,
And with soft deceitful wiles.

And it grew both day and night,
Till it bore an apple bright.
And my foe beheld it shine.
And he knew that it was mine,

And into my garden stole
When the night had veiled the pole;
In the morning glad I see
My foe outstretched beneath the tree.

And now for something different: NFL and Fantasy Football

I have long been a fan of many American sports and when it comes to the NFL have been a fan for many years of the New York Jets. I have never really gotten on board with the fad of “fantasy” management of sports teams online save for a brief flirtation with the such a competition for the NRL some years ago.

This NFL season I have been convinced by a good mate currently working in the US to join the fantasy NFL league he is involved in with a bunch of other expat mates. I was originally worried that I would be played off the break by a bunch of yanks enamoured with the game but the promise that we are all expats with limited knowledge of the game swayed me to join in.

One of the other things that my friend who invited me to join in suggested as an advantage of having a go at managing a fantasy team in a sport one knows only a limited amount about is that, in all likelihood, we would gain a better appreciation for the finer points of the game by being involved in this than we would by merely having a randomly selected team to follow.

On that score he has already, before the season started, been proven right because I find myself more drawn to read NFL news having now participated in the draft to select players for my fantasy team. Whilst I set the order of selection of a style of player for my team I did not select the actual players but since then I have been spending some of my down time reading up on the players in my team and checking who they are playing and their injury status.

So as the season starts in the early hours of tomorrow morning (Australian time) it is time to declare that, in addition to my ongoing allegiance to the Jets, here are the players I will be following (until they get injured or don't garner enough points in any particular round) as part of my fantasy team:

D Brees, T Brady, J Cutler, S Jackson, B Powell, M Bush, D Moore, L Fitzgerald, M Wallace, J Cook, M Wallace, P Garçon, M Prater, S Gostkowski plus the defensive lines and special teams crews of the Seattle Seahawks and Pittsburgh Steelers.

I have no clue, aside from knowing my QBs are pretty good, as to whether the players drafted are good bad or indifferent but I look forward to following them during the season. The ESPN Fantasy Football App is projecting that I will lose this week against my opponent in the aptly titled “Real Footballers don't wear pads” league but I am hoping Team Shumpty77 can prove them wrong!

I am looking forward to having some fun with this and learning more about a sport that I do not know much about. I will keep you posted on how Team Shumpty77 is going during the season of, of course, any advice or direction from the hardcore NFL fams out there would be greatly appreciated!

Two Irishmen walk into a cricket ground and play for England: when will the Administrators do something?

Is it just me or did it feel strange to see England play in an international fixture against its neighbour Ireland and be lead by an Irishman who ended up being the man of the match? Further to the point, did it also feel strange to see the lead bowler for the English against the Irish be a young fast bowler born in Londonderry?

I have long joked that playing England in cricket is often like playing the League of Nations given the number of South Africans, principally, who have sworn allegiance to the Crown to play cricket. The events of the other evening though stretch the joke to its breaking point.

I make no criticism of Eoin Morgan, the erstwhile English captain, and Boyd Rankin: simply they have put their respective careers first and have pledged their allegiance to England to play cricket on a global scale. I have no doubt both of them would prefer the opportunity to play a series against Australia or India instead of Ireland’s next opponents in Scotland, Netherlands and Papua New Guinea. Further I have no doubt they would like at some point to at least have the prospect of playing test match cricket.

The travesty of this scenario is borne out of the inability of the administrators of the game to act against such conduct either by disallowing such moves OR by ensuring that teams like Ireland have more cricket against those in the top flight of the game.

I commented about the Australia v Scotland game that that game should not have had international status given the lack of competition given to Australia by the Scots and, then by extension, that until Scotland play more (not less) international cricket against the top flight they are never going to improve.

For Ireland they are not in a dissimilar position. Indeed their position is worse because they have players that they are developing at home who are obviously capable of playing test cricket but are having to move to be able to so play.

The travesty that is the treatment of Irish cricket by the administrators only gets worse when one considers that Ireland has shown that it is more than capable of competing at the top of the game internationally given its previous form at, mainly, World Cups. Consider this statistic: Ireland has played in 38 one day international fixtures against test playing nations and has won 4 of them, lost 29, tied 3 and had 2 no results. The last 3 teams to gain test playing status, Sri Lanka, Zimbabwe and Bangladesh had had the following records in one day internationals before they played a test match:

Sri Lanka: 6 games, 1 win, 4 losses, 1 no result
Zimbabwe: 20 games, 2 wins, 18 losses
Bangladesh: 41 games, 3 wins, 38 losses

The foregoing raises this question: if that form was good enough for those teams to gain admission into the “top flight” why then are the administrators not seeking to progress Ireland’s admission to test match cricket, if only keep Ireland’s home grown players playing for it?

Perhaps the difference between Ireland and those more recently allowed into the “big show” of cricket is player base and likely crowd numbers and both are reasonable arguments. It do not know they answer to that question save that I can not believe for one moment that Zimbabwean cricket has greater claims to player depth and crowd than Irish cricket.

It is fair to say though that whilst Ireland remains out of test match cricket, cricket in that country will remain the punchline of a bad joke like that in the title to this post and nothing more whilst at the same time its players will continue to pledge their allegiance to the Crown and play for England for the opportunity that brings. That, for mine, is just a crying shame.

Poetry: As I grow older by Langston Hughes

I have been reading a lot of poetry from Langston Hughes and continue to enjoy the messages around dreams in Hughes' poetry. Here is another favourite.

It was a long time ago.

I have almost forgotten my dream.

But it was there then,

In front of me,

Bright like a sun-

My dream.

And then the wall rose,

Rose slowly,

Slowly,

Between me and my dream.

Rose until it touched the sky-

The wall.

Shadow.

I am black.

I lie down in the shadow.

No longer the light of my dream before me,

Above me.

Only the thick wall.

Only the shadow.

My hands!

My dark hands!

Break through the wall!

Find my dream!

Help me to shatter this darkness,

To smash this night,

To break this shadow

Into a thousand lights of sun,

Into a thousand whirling dreams

Of sun!